schwarzer humor

[Erbsensuppe]

Was macht man mit einem Hund der keine Beine hat?

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Um die Häuser ziehen!

Ein Optimist ist ein Japaner, der weiter für seine Rente einzahlt.

 

[tophirsch]

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Whow whow whow, ich glaube den haben sich meine Großeltern schon in der Grundschule erzählt...

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nicht böse gemeint, nix für ungut

 

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[gelöschter Benutzer]

 

[Earl Hickey]

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[KaPiTN]

Schere im Kopf versagt.

Nachdem mein Sohn mir bei etwas geholfen hat, fragt er ganz lieb, "Papa, was wärst Du ohne mich?"

Und ich Idiot sage:"Junggeselle".

 

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[gelöschter Benutzer]

 

[Trolling Stone]

Frauen können sooooo böse sein.

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[Lokalrunde]

Passt nur bedingt zum schwarzen Humor, aber Picdump wäre dann doch zu wenig:

Die Simpsons haben es (mal wieder) vorhergesehen :

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(Übrigens werden wir, wenn es nach dieser Folge geht, sogar

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[PaRaDoX]

 

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[Trolling Stone]

Warum Manuel Neuer im Psycho-Team und nicht Suarez und Oliver Kahn?

Irgendwie geht dadurch der Witz an mir vorbei...

 

[KaPiTN]

Kahn? Dann schon Schuhmacher.

 

[Kenobi van Gin]

Dann ja noch eher Paul Walker...

 

[KaPiTN]

Hat der Fußball gespielt?

Toni, nicht Michael