[Sonstiges] C+=

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Da reicht der "schwarze Humor" nicht, das verdient einen separaten Thread

C+= (pronounced either C-plus-Equality, or See Equality) is a feminist programming language, created to smash the toxic Patriarchy that is inherent in and that permeates all current computer programming languages.

 

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"/*
* An ovate proclamation to the world: the feminist reclamation of
* the epistemology of the self, "Hello, World!". We do however
* insist on only greeting feminists, as the world is full of
* patriarchatic oppressors.
*
* @language: C+= 0.O-pre-alpha-matriarch
*

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*
* For millennia, human society has taught young, new programmers
* their toxic, seminal first lesson in the form of the Patriarchal
* "Hello, World!" From that very first moment, when the gleam of the
* first lustre in the eyes is still found in the new software engineer,
* all code henceforth is poisoned by the toxic implantation of the
* poisonous seed that is the Patriarchal "Hello, World!" A thousand
* sighs may not redeem such dolorous Fall, and a thousand tears may
* not repeal such internalised privilege.
"

Nomenklatur verrät viel.

und weiter unten:

"// The whole idea of main() is frankly Oppressive, in an ideal
// world there would be no main() or subroutine(), only me()
// Edit: Luckily, we now have womain(), but I still think me() is better
xe womain()
//the alphabet "m" should be banned because it reminds me of the word "man"

noch weiter:
//cout should be removed immediately as the two letters "co" obviously represent the beginning of a phallus.